they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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