I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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