did you get engaged???
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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