Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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