He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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