worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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