Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I did not marry a roomba.
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