question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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