Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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