Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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