he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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