wrigley field is MILF paradise
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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