Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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