I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
