Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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