Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
