Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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