OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this boner is exhausting
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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