I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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