she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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