# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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