oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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