hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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