The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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