what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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