so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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