my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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