after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
