Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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