I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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