If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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