they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
