Got a toothbrush?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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