yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
my poor anus
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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