your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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