redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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