So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I did not marry a roomba.
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