I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Randomize