My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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