My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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