But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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