I hate all girls vehemently.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Operation Purity has been aborted
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
NoShamevember. You game?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
