Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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