he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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