i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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