ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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