So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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