If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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