Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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