she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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