Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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