I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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