Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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