I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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