I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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