So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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