He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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